I got it from Pursuit of Happyness..

HOPE YOU’LL  ENJOY THIS.

Once there was a bull trapped by the bushes in the edge of the cliff, he might be fall by smooth movement and then died. The trapped bull prayed to God to save his life.

 Then came another bull saw the trapped bull and said:

“Hey… watchout, I’ll help you..” said the bull offering help

But the trapped bull shocken the bull by saying

“Don’t help me!!! Go! Just go! I know God will help me”

So the bull which tried to help, went away..

Several minutes later came another brown big bull saw the trapped bull. He said to the trapped bull with worried nerving voice…

“ Are you ok?”

“You must be stucked there for a long time, let me help you..”

That brown big bull approached the trapped bull, tried to pull the trapped bull up escaping the bushes.

But the trapped bull said:

“ stay away..!! stay away from me! I am waiting for God, I know He will help me!!”

So the big brown bull went away sighing…

Finally the trapped bull fell down and died. His spirit met The God, he said angrily to God:

“God, why didn’t you come to help me?!!?”

God answered him sternly.

“ I have sent you two bulls to help you dummy silly BULLSHIT!!!!!”